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SO THERE WAS THIS GUY WITH A BAG ON HIS HEAD AND HIS EYES GLOWED GREEN LIKE LIKE THOSE APPLES YOU CAN BUY IN GORCERY STORES, AND THAT GIRL WELL LETS SAY SHE DRANK A LOT OF BLOOD AND HAD CURSE FROM THIS EVIL OLD MAN WHO'S SKIN SAGGED DOWN TO THE FLOOR AFTER HIS 7OOOTH BIRTHDAY.

NOW ONE DAY THEY MET BY FLUKE IN AN UN-ESCAPE-ABLE FOREST BUT GUESS WHAT THEY ESCAPED CAUSE THERE COOL LIKE THAT. THEY'VE HAD SOME SAD MOMENTS, SOME HAPPY AND SOME EVEN PERVERTED MOMENTS. BUT THEY STICK TOGETHER LIKE PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY.
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SO TOGETHER THEY FAUGHT USING HEAVENLY POWERS LIKE SWORD FIGHTING AND MAGIC SCARVES. IT WAS FLY. UNTIL ONE DAY THEY WENT AND HUNTED DOWN THAT OLD WRINKLY MAN, MAYBE THEY KICKED HIS ASS OR MAYBE THEY HAD TEA. I DON'T KNOW YET.

BUT THATS THEY'RE STORY. ,]